room

m,y mom walked into my room earlier telling me she wanted to go to ikea like next month cuz of her tax return wahtever the fuck Like im excited but heres the PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she randomly pointed out that my room is soooo cluttered and that we're probably gonna have an inspection soon and i need to fix this

and then she started like picking pieces of furniture to take out of my room to replace with a dresser Like dude what thefuck this isnt your room get the hell out GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM OHMGGG ALL THOSE BEER CANS EVERYWHERE HOLY SHITTTT AND THEN THAT NASTY MESS THATS BEEN ACCUMULATING UNDER HER BED FOR LIKE 5 YEARS

buit it pisses me off cuz i can literally still walk around my room and i LIKE my room being 'cluttered'..... it makes me like really anxious when theres nothing in here idk

also shes bothered by the old desk i put in here to put my tv on & shes acting like it takes up SO MUCH SPACE when it literally takes up the same amount of space that my drawers & mini fridge took up a few months ago..... also the desk being there gives me more room to put stuff cuz it has drawers in it etc etc

god forbid i have stuff in my room oh my godi also just heard another beer can open im actually gonna throw something at her 👎👎👎 she gotta GO 


also she never even comes in here like ever she NEVER checks on me WAHTEVER BRO SHE NEEEVER WALKS IN HERE WHY DOES SHE EVEN CARE

and the maintenance guy + my evil ass landlord that gets mad when theres shoes on the floor and if the oven is still warm during an inspection Literally have never gotten upset at my room like ever NEVER in the ten years ive lived here (besides this one time they snuck in here while i was home alone whcih is illegal btw)

my mom is so afraid of someone calling us hoarders dude its literally her worst fear atp shes always stressing about it LIKE BRO OHMGGGG NOBODY IS GONNA FUCKING SAY THAT AND WHO EVEN COMES HERE 😭😭😭😭 nobody besides my dad, my friend, the maintenance guy, and the landlord come here why is she so afraid


ohmg also my room has been a mess since november like shit has been all overf my floor since then and i finally got around to cleaning it (most of the way like ic an finally walk around) and now shes mad about THIS LIEK OHMGGGGGGG FUCK YOU LITERALLY CLEAN YORU ROOM NOOWWW