23rd February 2026

2/22

its 2/22 today and ive seen 2 different SHHHHH 2 2 2 2 2 222222 anyway 2 different people say that its twos birthday today NO TEH FUCK ITS NOOOTT THAT DOESNT EVEN AMKE SENSE

nobody said that it was ones birthday when it was 1/11... thank god but still bro Where am i

who said 2/22 was twos brithday its twosday but not their birthday get it right

anyways that would imply ones birthday is 1/11, twos is 2/22, threes is 3/33 but wait thats not a valid date because there is no 33rd day of the month ever unless you live in a different dimension or some shit

and i DO NOT WANNA HEAR well technically bfdi/tpot wahtever takes place in a different dimension.... Dude there are literal scenes in tpot where theres a calendar and guess what theres no 32nd 33rd etc etc theres NONE OF THAT SO SHHH!!! SHHHH SHHH SHSHHSHSHSHS SHHHH

yeah sure tens birthday woukd be 10/10 elevens birthday would b 11/11 oh my god 11•11•11 by mgmt anyways twelves would b 12/12 but What about thirteen. fourteen. fifteen. sixteen. and everyone else. what about pi. wait 3/14 sorry im gay and stupid

no but like tau or whatever NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and if you really had to give them all birthdays then like aside from one, two, ten, eleven, and twelve theyd all have to copy another numbers birthday if that makes sense

like threes birthday would also have to be 1/11 cuz idk.... im stupid i forgot math but it makes sense right Cuz those r both odd numbers and then fours bday would be 2/22 cuz thats even

and it would at least make a little more sense if twos birthday was like march 24th cuz thats wehn they first appeared canonically (thats bfb 16's release date) But even then it doesnt make sense cuz tahts just when bfb 16 came out

and obviously they existed before that so.... i mean liek maybe it is march 24th cuz tpot 20 takes place in freaking april 2009 And march is before april but STILL IT DOENSTOINSEGUIHFGIHDFGIUhfdgnhfdgj

i dont think any of them have a birthday #OWNED


actually i just realized i sound even more stupid cuz like three would just be 3/03 and like yeah but Why would twos birthday be 2/22. this doesnt make sense idk man like why not 2/02 if if if if okay it doesnt even matter i should go outside